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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

A LOAN IN NEW YORK

An Indian walks into a bank in New York city.He tells the loan officer that he is going to India for business for two weeks and that he needs a loan of $5000.The Indian hands over the keys of a new Ferrai parked costing $250,000 on the street in front of the bank as a security.The officer sanctions the loan.
Three weeks later the Indian returns to the bank. He pays the loan of $5000 along with the interest rate of $15.70. As the Indian leaves the bank, the officer questions him about the reason for choosing the car worth $250,000 as security.The Indian replies "where else in New York can I park my car for three weeks for only $15.70 and expect it to be there when i return?"
posted by Saranya Venkateswaran at 9:00 AM 0 comments

Sunday, May 27, 2007

MEN ARE FROM MARS,WOMEN ARE FRON VENUS!!!




Imagine that men are from mars and women are from venus. One day long ago the martians, looking through their telescope discovered the venusians.They quickly invented rockets and space ships and landed on venus.The venusians welcomed martians with open arms.They had intuitively known that this day would come.Their hands opened wide for love which they had never felt before.
For years they lived together with love and harmony.
They then decided to fly to earth.In the begenning everything was wonderful.But the effect of earth's atmosphere completly transformed them.The martians and venusians forgot that they were from different places.One fine day they woke up with amnetia-selective amnetia!.Since then men and women hav been in conflict.
posted by Saranya Venkateswaran at 9:26 AM 0 comments

Laughter Corner



"Hello, is it Dr.Samuel's clinic?"
The receptionist replid ,"s.... At ur service,sir."

"May i have an appointment,please?"

"Sorry sir.The doctor is too busy.
He has to fill 13 cavities.
He just now left the clinic with a golf stick!!!"

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A sardar planned to construct a building.He applied for the bank loan.-----



He then left to Delhi and returned two days later.On his return his wife questioned him,"you never told me the reason for leaving to Delhi?"



Sardar replied,"Well, The first sentence of the bank loan application was 'WRITE IN CAPITAL' ".


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Sardar goes to an interview.


interviewer:give the opposite of the foll. words.


interviewer:"long"


sardar:"short"


i:"run"


s:"walk"


i:"sit"


s:"stand"


i:"fall"


s:"hall"


i:"wrong answer"


s:"correct answer"


i:"We cannot appoint you"


s:"You can appoint me"


i:??????


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posted by Saranya Venkateswaran at 5:40 AM 0 comments

THE STRINGS OF HUMAN LIFE


"Adam and Eve" believed to be the first ever craetions of the world would hav never had the dating policy!!!
"We mistakenly assume that if our parents they will react and behave in certain ways -the way we react and behave when we love someone"
" A man's sense of self is defined through his ability to achieve results"
"A women's sense of self is defined through her feelings and quality of her relationships"
posted by Saranya Venkateswaran at 4:34 AM 0 comments