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A sardar planned to construct a building.He applied for the bank loan.-----

He then left to Delhi and returned two days later.On his return his wife questioned him,"you never told me the reason for leaving to Delhi?"

Sardar replied,"Well, The first sentence of the bank loan application was 'WRITE IN CAPITAL' ".

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Sardar goes to an interview.

interviewer:give the opposite of the foll. words.

interviewer:"long"

sardar:"short"

i:"run"

s:"walk"

i:"sit"

s:"stand"

i:"fall"

s:"hall"

i:"wrong answer"

s:"correct answer"

i:"We cannot appoint you"

s:"You can appoint me"

i:??????

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